Blimey, where to begin? First of all, rest assured that whatever your preferred venue - be it cosy wood-panelled den, funky chrome affair, or refined cafe - it's all here in Prague, and probably in abundance. There's no shortage of clubs either, which usually stay open until 4am or later, compared to the pubs which wind down around 11pm or so. Beer is, of course, the traditional drink of choice for Czechs, and Czech beer rightly has an excellent reputation as one of the best in the world. Once you've sampled the original Czech Budweiser you won't be in any hurry to go back to the fizz and water they serve in the US!
It was my first time in a club like this and instantly got the feeling I"m being ripped off here. I'm fairly certain I had to pay way too much entree free and after I complained about the drinks being too expensive they lowered the price by 300 crowns. That's just for a beer and a poor whisky/cola. Could have been J&B whisky for what it tasted like, not wort that money at all. Even in my home country, where everything is a lot more expensive, a good bottle of Chivas 12 years was less expensive than these 2 drinks. A woman approached me and asked me if I wanted some company. Me being new to this scene agreed to it and we sat down together in front of a strip pole where other girls were dancing. She started asking some questions and I answered them, but I got the feeling she either didn't the master the English language properly or she just didn't care what I said. It doesn't matter that much in the end, but if you don't want to care what I say, then fine, but don't pretend you're listening and saying things that aren't related to the topic. She started touching my body and was pushing for some private time. I finally caved in, but who wouldn't really after a good night of drinking and hands touching your body and we went to her "hotel/appartment", which was obviously a cover up for a brothel. I didn't care for it all too much and the room and bathroom were decent enough. And here is where it all started going down hill. She gave a brief and a very poor striptease while undressing me and before I knew what was going on I got asked to follow her to the bathroom and take a shower. Fair enough, she wants me to be clean, I totally understand it and she helped me shower and soap in. After the shower we went back to the room and i laid down on bed and she put on a condom for me with her mouth and gave me a blowjob. This was the worst blowjob I've ever had in my life. Never taking more than half my cock in her mouth, even tho i'm fairly average sized and, so that shouldn't be a problem at all. And above that, she didn't use her tongue once. She climbed atop of me and started doing her thing, making no noise what-so-ever and by that I couldn't get into it at all. I'm used to girls making noise, telling me it feels good or telling me what to do to make it better. But not her, she was absolute silent. After like 15 mins she told me I had to hurry up because time was almost up. I didn't understand it at first, I've only been here for 15 ish minutes, what are you on about? And then I realized the shower and poor striptease were a part of the 'rip off'. So with her putting zero effort into it and time almost being up I was actually forced to start thinking about an ex-girlfriend, who could enjoy sex, to be able to cum. In the end she even dared to ask if I wanted to give her more money so she could have a drink. Seriously? After this poor overpriced performance you dare to ask for MORE money? If I could rare this 0, I would have. Atleast for me I was better of fapping in the shower and going to a normal strip club.
Went in search of weed.. Saw lots rolling and smoking but trying to score in this damp. Godforsaken unfriendly place was like looking for hens teeth. Avoid the place and look elsewhere
Can't put no stars... Place is rank.. Staff rude dark smells of piss I'd avoid it like the plague
Thanks to Vojta, our guide. We had such a great night. Prague night life is really amazing if you know where to go.