Language Tips!

'Civilisation began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock.' So spoke the Viennese brainbox, Sigmund Freud, who cast a fair few wise words in his time (and one or two loopy ones as well if we're to believe today's clever clogs). We hope that rude waiters and mad taxi-drivers won't prompt you to cast either rocks or rash words, but there's no doubt that speaking a bit of the lingo makes all the difference when you're finding your feet in a foreign city. The tips below won't have you ready to lead a course on comparative psychology, but they could come in handy on the absolute basics of the language.

We've thrown together some of the most basic words in the blue box below, but if you want to suddenly show a flash of brilliance - even if just for a second or two - memorise these for those crucial encounters: Mit der Dummheit kampfen Gotter selbst vergebens. Against stupidity even the gods struggle in vain. Moge die Macht mit dir sein. May the Force be with you.

The main thing is you don't have to learn any hybrid form of German as Austrian German is overwhelmingly the same kettle of fish (or bag of sausages if we can throw in yet another bad pun). Luckily, with only a couple of sentences to spare, we don't have time to terrify you with all the dastardly intricacies of declensions, genders and the like. (Then we'd have to reveal how utterly inept we are....)

So onwards friends - let's learn some Deutsch....!


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Es heißt aber : Gute Nacht! It is not "guten Nacht", but "gute Nacht". And we often say "baba" (byebye) to friends when it is time to leave or to people that are not friends, when we think they should really leave :)

Reply Oct 30th, 2009

Funny, the sign says: "Germanspeaking-don´t speak German here" and for foreigners,"Do speak only German".

Reply May 20th, 2008
United Kingdom

Like Martin (Argentina) I also tried clicking & listening but nothing happens. However, apart from that, cheery, informative page.

Reply Mar 13th, 2008

Excelent site! but the language bar doesn't produce any sound when I click :( Thanks for all the information!

Reply Feb 7th, 2008