Python Makes Policemen's Eyes Pop Out

Policemen in the town of Otwock were amazed last week when a python emerged from a woman's cleavage during questioning.

The lady had been taken to the local station following an incident involving a breach of the peace.

When the snake surfaced, officers were dumbstruck. Yet when the lady was quizzed as to why a reptile was present, she merely smiled cryptically.

Although it appears that the 19-year-old the lady and her boyfriend had hosted an illegal roof party, the police confirmed that the snake itself had been purchased in a legal fashion.