Harsh, but true...
Are we at Tallinn Life the sort of sad and pathetic people who will milk a nation's genetic make-up and a tired stereotype in order to get a few cheap laughs? Damn right we are! Having trawled (...and believe us, it was like sifting for gold in Lake Ulemiste with a collander!) the internet for Blonde Jokes we 'proudly' present the best of the worst.
Feel free to impress your mates by reeling one out whenever your distinct lack of social skills threatens to create an embarrassing pause in the conversation.
Above: Remember never to leave your laptop in a blonde's bathroom!
Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.
Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A: Introduce herself.
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said: From 2-4 years.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?
A: She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.
Q: Why don't blondes read Shakespeare?
A: They don't know who wrote it.
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A: 144 blondes.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year's hide and seek champion.
Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.
Q: What do you say to a blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."
Chloe from Canada Reply
I am a blonde and I have to say these were offensive to me.. the last two especially.. just because we are blonde does not mean we are " stupid" and " easily convinced" . I get that they're jokes and that some people find them funny but really these are stereotypes, and they're aggravating. I am a A student, and I would liked to be token seriously not as if I'm a stupid and ditzy blonde.
Jada from Colombia Reply
I'm a natural blonde and these are funny, you need to clam down and take a joke. its people like you that need to get deported by that umpa lumpa yall call your president
Babs from Sweden Reply
I'm a natural swedish blonde woman I found these jokes insulting degrading & slandering ! To the natural blondes who said the jokes are insulting you also find the jokes funny you are being double standard hypocrite ! To the people who say lighten up well you never been the one to suffer from the outcome because these jokes are taken literally & people mistreat abuse & even so much rape a beautiful blonde woman because the true idiot is the people who think these jokes are true about blonde women & these jokes make our lives miserable so stop ! I'm repulsed by this tired stereotype because I have paid many prices for being a Swedish Blonde Woman including RAPE ! STOP !
I'm a blonde and I still find these jokes funny. I was in AC and all honors since middle school. I graduated college with a 4.0 Just because we are blonde does not mean we are stupid. don't listen to society. When you hear blonde jokes think of other blondes and it won't affect you. Keep your head up ladies, don't let them get the best of us. ♡
alyssa from United States Reply
It has been scientifically shown that hair color does not effect how smart you are. I am blonde and I find blonde bones offensive when they are directed at me and understand why others think they are offensive.I get A's and B's.
India from Australia Reply
I'm not a blonde so these aren't insulting to me, but I find them funny. The only one I found insulting was the 'legs not touching' one, and I actually found that really insulting. But these are jokes, and its society's fault for making blondes look dumb. Not just one particular person. Just because people find these jokes funny, it doesn't mean that we are mean.
I'm blonde and I thought those were pretty funny
Alison from United States Reply
Why do people find this funny? I am blond, I can't spell, I nearly failed math. But these are just insulting. My friends are blond, and you know what they never have to deal with this. It's called they are white blond, dirty blond and in advanced classes. But two of us aren't. And you know what, we are supposedly "dumb blonds". And whenever I tell someone to stop insulting us, it turns in to my fault! I'm too sensitive, take things to seriously. But I don't. Anyone who reads this type of site and finds them funny, I hope I NEVER meet you. Just know you have hurt a lot of people, and if you continue to do so because it's fun, then know I hate you. Because you are no better than a bully.
Hanna from United States Reply
According to me and my neighborhood the blond jokes are racist
layla from Australia Reply
I love blond jokes mate even though im a blond
Stephie, there is no need to be offended. It doesn't mean that blondes aren't smart, I'm a blonde and I am smarter then a burnette
LW from United States
I'm a brunette, and you can't even spell that correct. So now who's smarter? LOL
stephie from New Zealand Reply
These jokes are not for me because usually i do not laugh at jokes.Also I am a natural blonde and these are really offensive to me.just because we are blondes does not mean we are stupid.
Monica from United States Reply
I love reading these jokes because I'm a natural blonde and there times when I can see myself doing stuff like this.
from United States Reply
a merry heart (laughter) is medicine to the soul! Don't take the hair color so personal ,its a joke ,sub whatever works for you!
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Hayley from New Zealand Reply
I am a natural blonde. These jokes are offensive to me but still very very very funny
Koffler12: from United States Reply
I'm a guy and i thought most of these jokes were funny
Matthew from Australia Reply
HA HA HA ...not only 3 of them were funny
heaven from United States Reply
Those r really funny!
heaven from United States Reply
Those r really funny!
ginger from United Kingdom Reply
hey i thought these jokes were lol and hey im a red head so yaeh but dont be offended blonde are cute :)
from United States Reply
I hate you. I'm a natural blonde, and I bet I'm smarter than you.
Monica from United States
That's a suprise since it comes from a blonde
xxhahaxx from New Zealand Reply
Haha funny :) I have absoulutley nothing against blonde people all my friends are blonde and are really smart! But I still think even though people being judged by their hair colour is ridiculous we can still sometimes laugh about it :)
Anna from United States Reply
None Ya Business from United States Reply
I LOVE blonde jokes, even though I am a blonde. Because I don't get offended unless they are used to get back at me! But besides that, I ABSOLUELY LOVEE BLONDE JOKES!!!!!
anonomous from United States Reply
I dont talk to people anymore because of these kind of jokes. Thanks world!
bigbob from United Kingdom Reply
the jokes are wicked and any blonde that says they ar'nt stupid they're right they ar'nt stupid......they just have to common sense lool
Jc from Philly from United States Reply
What do you call a brunette in between two blondes..... Translator. =)
Monica from United States
kj eroupe from Australia Reply
im dum and im blnde hiw du u spell blnde? i forgot bekus im blonde
Austen from United Kingdom Reply
Why are you all arguing ladies? You are all beautiful im sure:-) make love not war!
kyla from United Kingdom Reply
i have blonde hair and blondes being dumb is not true most of the girls in the top sets have blonde hair at are school i mean you wouldn't put jokes about black people on the interent unless you were racist so why blonde jokes don't you think its a little offensive! Any blonde people who are like that are just faking to get attention! brunette are no smarter infact i friend was telling me a blonde joke which she didn't even get yet i did and i have blonde hair!
guest from United States
So its true about blondes PMS ing too...
Danish Blonde from Australia Reply
Well, I'm a natural platinum blonde because I come from a Scandinavian background. I don't really care how blondes are stereotyped, because in the end, everyone knows that intellect isn't dependant on hair colour. There are just girls who think it's cool to 'dumb themselves down' because they think guys will like them better, it's sad and it happens amongst brunettes too.
Blondie from United Kingdom Reply
I am blond (natural, not bleached) and and we are SO not dumb..most blonds fake being dumb to "Look cute". And blonds are hotter than other colors because we have fair skin and beautiful features! TEEHEE!! Haven't y'all heard Brunettes are boring and Blonds have more fun! :D
LMFAO from United Kingdom
Blondes are not necessarily hotter; it is a matter of opinion.
Grammar check from United States Reply
These jokes are mildly funny. I am a natural brunette whose been dying her hair blonde for a few years. It 'suits me'. Anyway, for all you claiming to be smart, maybe you should have paid more attention in ENGLISH CLASS. This is NOT a topic to use chatspeak. I mean, it is kind of difficult for people to believe that you are smart 'wen u talk lik dis' you just seem ignorant. Thank you.
Bunny Boo x from United States Reply
I'm a true blonde! :D I loved the jokes teehee x i have to admit i didn't get some of them lol :S :D But wen i eventually did, i laughed lds :D Yep, we can be smart when we wana be, bt to tell you the truth; it's just too much effort. So we stick 2 being dumb :P :D Love the Jokes Bunny Boo x x
University Blonde from Canada Reply
Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can understand them. I find it kind of funny that the vast majority of the self-proclaimed 'smart' brunette commenters have such terrible spelling. Oh, the irony! Cute jokes, though!
Do not fight hair color racism with more prejudice. Thats like insulting Hitler by saying things like you are dumber than a Jew. I dont appreciate you insulting males. I am a blonde dude, and these are bullshit jokes, but you are starting something else entirely.
person from United States Reply
HAHA the first long one is hilarious!!
xerex from United States Reply
was the boss a guy or girl?
Antonia (Blonde!!) from United Kingdom Reply
People need to chill out abit. A joke is a joke, people need to learn to laugh at themselves sometimes. Its a silly stereotype that blondes are dumb, but these jokes arn't specifically aiming to offend. I'm blonde, I have three A levels in Maths, Chemistry and Biology. That throughs the stereotype but I can still laugh at blonde jokes as I know they ae not specifically aimed at me or any indevidual for that fact!
Blonde and proud of it from United States Reply
im blonde and....well some of these i didnt get,im sorry im just not as smart as some people...but the ones that i did get are funny!
Hannah from Algeria Reply
Blondes and ESPECIALLY reds are HOT. The meanies who joke are NOT.
SarahMoorex3 from United Kingdom Reply
Tbh, people need to relax about these jokes, im naturally platinum blonde and i know its not true that blondes are stupid, just learn to laugh (:
kanbby from United States Reply
ok look i have probably had the hardest time with blonde jokes and these are FUNNY!!!!!!!
from United States Reply
First of all these blonde jokes aren't funny but they are discriminating. Not all blondes are retarded. I'm a blonde and most of my family and friends think i'm smart due to staight A's all in school.
Brittnee beca from Australia Reply
lol they are really funny jokes but i think you should have more
myka3 from United States Reply
Those of you who are critizing Emily for saying the "dead hair particles and smartness," thing you should because even though she is blonde she happens to be right about it, and she has a point...looked it up and it is true...but what is blonde about it...the way she said it, not what she said...thats what makes a blonde, blonde...
Myka from United States Reply
first of all, I think that you are all funny idiot who have no life...Second some brunettes would do themselves a favour to die their hair blonde no matter how bad it works because it just suites them...but are blonde like realy that dumb...I mean is their like anything wrong with clarifying information (haha blonde moment)blondes my seem to do dumb things, but dumb people are not stupid they are curious ppl, stupid is like retarded...as such ppl who do dumb things are smart for taking risk...blonde minds might seem dumb at times...but it is the mind of the blonde becomes famous...like ablert einstein was like suppose to be retarded because he couldnt read, but invented quantum physics...my point being that those who are dumb are genius...and those are lik well i dont know are just stupid regardless of being blonde.
Carl C from United States Reply
I love blonde jokes, if they are not too mean spirited. I have to admit that of all the girls and women I have admired the most, two thirds were...blondes! Claudia Schiffer RULES!
Frazzie-the-boy from United Kingdom Reply
I absolutely love blonde jokes because they are true. I loved these jokes but some I read in a joke book... is someone copying them.
Amity from Australia Reply
excuse me but some blondes are actully smart such as me. maybe not all the time but hey, who is perfect. But I LOVE blonde jokes :)
Blonde Betty from United States Reply
The smartest person I have ever met is a blonde. My very good brunette friend asked where the Boston massacre was. Another brunette thinks she lives in a giant bucket. No joke. She's not special, just dumb.
brown hair from United States Reply
blondie5 from Zaire Reply
go blondes! We r not as stupid as we seem! lol i mean they r just jokes get a grip!
sillytart971 from Antigua & Barbuda Reply
why do they make these jokes about blondes-half of us aren't dumb and party. brunettes prob party more than us and get more guys. not all blondes are pretty and love pink and do what the steriotype says we do! im dying my hair brown cause i think its hotter! also it makes u look thinner! lol GO BRUNETTES-although blondes are awesome too! haha
from United States Reply
omg im that kinda blonde.. and didnt get some of those jokes they were still super funny :-p
Lana from United Kingdom Reply
Blondes may have more fun but brunettes remember it the next day
Helena from South Africa Reply
LOL!! Good jokes guys, I really enjoyed that!!
milly from United States Reply
ok, listen. all blondes r not dumb. im blonde but you shouldnt take a blonde joke so much to heart. everyone has a dumb moment at one point in time. just like "little johny" jokes, not every one named Johny isnt pissed off! wtf ppl. u need to get over getting offended by everything and just have a laugh!
Claire from United States Reply
Lol, even if not all blondes are dumb we need SOMEONE to make the jokes about. We can just go "the dumb person almost got caught" we have to have someone. Just Get the **** over it!!
BLONDEandHOT from United States Reply
hahaha really funny and im the biggest blonde too lol literally i love being blonde and guys dont seem to mind either so i dont get offened be jealousy jokes =)
vand from United States Reply
The blondes posting on this comment page are reinforcing their stereotype.
A.J. from United States Reply
Really good jokes, In response to Emily, most blonde jokes are based on bleached blondes, chicks who think that hair color will make them hotter; It's a shame really, brunettes are the hottest
Thumper from Canada Reply
some of those jokes are very funny ,but some so not make sense!!!
blondes are funny from United States Reply
wow blondes can do stupid things somethimes but they are all not stupid. my girlfriend is blonde and shes not stupid. i dont care about the jokes but sterio typing all blondes to be stupid is wrong
.B.E.N. from Australia Reply
OMG! those jokes are so funny. i showed my friends and they read them all abpout 10 times. and are still laughing when i speak about them! Thanx!
none ya from United States Reply
Dear Blonde, You say that Harvard and all those other places wanted you. For what, sure in the heck wasn't for your spelling because sweetie you sure can't spell. You need to come back to reality, take a look in the mirror and get over yourself. I don't really care what color your hair is if you are gonna talk smack at least know what you are talking about. Now that's dumb!!!!
Alex from United States Reply
here is another joke: A blond is walking down the street when she sees a tv she really wants to buy.So she askes the sales man how much it is and he said," Sorry. We dont sell to dumb blonds. That night she went home and died her hair red. The next day she asked the sales man the same thing.And again he said," Sorry. we dont sell to dumb blonds. She went home and died her hair black and went back the next dayand asked again. the sales man said the same thing so she dies her hair beown and asked again. Still, the sales man repeated," We dont sell to dumb Blonds!!!" Then the blond said," How do u know I'm blond? I went home and died my hair 3 times! Why cant i buy that tv?" Then the sales man said," Because! Its an oven!"
Simcha from United States Reply
A Blond walks in to the Library "I'd like a burger and fries please" she says, "Miss this is a Library" the librarian replies. *whispers* "Sorry i would like burgers and fries please"
katie from United States Reply
that hattie girl is so stuck up
Hattie from United Kingdom Reply
i would just like to say to the blonde who said that blondes have more fun and stuff well we dont make fun of you, some of my best friends are blondes and they are smarter than me, we dont mean it, haircolour doesn't matter, its the person. but they are just funny and they cheer you up, everyone knows that blondes arent really stupid. Dont get offended any blondes, the joke could be made with brunettes. but you have to admit that they are funny and you probably did laugh or at least smile when you read the jokes. x
blondie from United States Reply
Blondes are the best! What is with the world and making fun of blondes? wait..don't answer that, i'll answer it. YOU ARE ALL JELOUSE THAT YOU AREN"T AS HOT AS US!!! Just so you know, i have natural platnume blonde hair. I was the most popular girl from kindergarden to my senior high shcool year. And yet Princeton, Hrarvard, Yale, Stanford, and USC have all ofered me scholarcships 1ust for being SMART! most blondes i know are actually smart. so stop wasting your time critizising blondes and do something valuable with your time. Like they say: BLONDES HAVE MORE FUN!!!
Sarah Doubie from United States Reply
i think that it was as funny as a blonds looks! keep on rockin brunettes
liv from Australia Reply
there is this saying that Blondes might have lots of fun but Brunettes remember it the next day!!!!
ricky bobby from United States Reply
why the bonde cross the road? idk either but she better get back and make me a sandwich.
Blondes Rock from Australia Reply
All you haters are just jealous because blondes have more fun.
Sight and Reason from Canada Reply
This site is very interesting. It seems to raise a debate about the nature of stereotyping and how far someone can take a negative stereotype before it becomes inappropriate. An interesting aspect of this is that within the blond stereotype tends to be another stereotype often overlooked: if one is speaking of blonds jokingly, it is rare that they would be referring to any blond person that was not a sexually attractive young female in her prime. When was the last time you have heard a blond joke about a male or a child? I believe that the joke becomes inappropriate when it seems to be "trying too hard" to insult a blond, and not independently funny. If you cannot replace "a blond" with "my friend Jane Doe" and still keep the humour, then the joke could truly be harmful to certain people. Remember that everyone is entitled to an opinion and that even more so they are entitled to their own feelings. Disagreeing is fine, but try not to belittle someone's opinion in lieu of your own. This site is here to have some fun.
Chris from United States Reply
Blonds R HOT !!
justin from United States Reply
thats real funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
from United States Reply
i totally agree with emmy on this 1. im a blonde myself, & yeah people will assume that im not the smartest thing and then i prove them wrong. people will purposely make blonde jokes around me just 2 make me mad, but then i just laff at them 4 even trying 2 get me mad. i also think that us blondes need 2 get over the fact that we're blonde!! get over it. i mean, people make other steriotypical jokes towards brunettes 2. i mean sum people say that brunettes have mustaches and they get made fun of 4 it so us blondes have no rite 2 gripe. i mean im not the brightest lightbulb either, but its not b/c im blonde, its just the way it is. sum of my blonde friends get mad @ me when i laugh @ blonde jokes b/c im a blonde, but its like so what. i mean if a joke is funny, im gunna laugh. by the way, these jokes were hilarious!! :-)
Emmy from United States Reply
i thought that theses jokes were funny. and i dont care if your blonde or bald it doesnt matter. sterotypical jokes are harmless as long as they are made as JOKES. thats why they're called jokes, because they're funny. get over it. if your a blonde you need to get over yourself and relize that people that laugh at blonde jokes are doing just that. laughing at a joke. its nothing personal, but i am sick of people being affended by blonde jokes. yes some blondes are dumb. but so are some brunettes and some red heads too. the dumbest girl i know is a brunette.
justin from United States Reply
from United States Reply
im blonde :D
**MONKEY** from United States Reply
well im a brunette but blondes r actually cool but weird at the same time.It all depends on the blonde bcz if its a cokie person or a mean person or just someone u dont like yeah i understand but just watch out for the person they r and youll understand what i mean.: )
Jessie from United States Reply
I am blonde, but i still laughed at them. they were pretty funny.
Sammy from United Kingdom Reply
People who make fun of blondes for beng dumb are spiteful and sometimes cruel! I've got loads of friends that are blondes and they're really, really smart! Top in the class actually! Eat that blonde offenders
Jamie =) from United States Reply
wow, people are so lame. I am EXTREMELY blond, and all you blond's getting offended need to grow up. It's really not that important to be treated better than any other person...redheads, black hair, and brunettes are not all smart either. And plus the blond girls just live up to the idiots people make us out to me...so yeahhhh get over it. losers.
FB from Australia Reply
the first one was mad :)
Me from United States Reply
im a blonde i dont know any of them
Blondie from United States Reply
I don't get some of them...lol what do they mean? BLONDES AREN'T REALLY THAT STUPID! Gosh! lol ok maybe we are a little bit but OH WELL! haha
Rozie from United Kingdom Reply
what do you do when a blonde throws a pin at ya? ... run shes got a granade in her hand. why was the blonde staring at the orange carton? ... it said cocentrate. why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? ... to see what was on the other side. A blonde asks a man for the time he replies 11:30pm the blonde replies thats strange ive asked this question 7 times today and i keep gettin a different answer.
Blondii!! from United States Reply
Wooohhhoo.. im a blonde , but im still hot!
Justin from United States Reply
It was very funny! I think that it is mean in a way though. Hey all you blonds!... you may get made fun of but you are always sexy!
bob from United States Reply
Q: what do u do if a blond throws a granade at u...... u pull the pin and throw it back
john from United Kingdom Reply
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.