What's On This Weekend // Events In Krakow // 16th & 17th February 2019
"What are you doing this weekend?"
Without fail, you will be asked this question every single Friday by co-workers, friends, children (we even ask ourselves)... but the answer often eludes us as we reply with a resounding "ummmmmmm", finger resting limply on our stupid planless chins.
When you are in a city as vibrant and active as Krakow, with a new festival or market every week, exhibitions on every corner and concerts next door, there's no reason we should be left umming and ahhing about how we're going to fill our mini-holiday-super-fun-space-time. With so much going on, it can even be overwhelming - the fear of missing out on something better leaves us in a procrastinatory paralysis. We feel your pain, so, we have done the research for you.
Here is our list of the best stuff happening this weekend in music, art, fun, culture, food & more. Now, get out there and have yourself an adventure!
Honestly, this celebration of traditional mountaineer culture is worth a visit just for the outfits and the vodka but that's certainly not where the beauty of this event ends. This is the colourful and jaunty hair-down, heels up, barotone laughter, cheese smoking side of Poland that you need to dive into. If you want to understand the true raw beating heart of a Małopolskan then this is a necessary immersive experience. They may have had hard times what with their sheep blending in too well with the snow (constantly getting lost) but they sure knew how to let the sorrow out with moving ballads before cheering themselves up with some seriously hearty food. In this festival you can look forward to such delights as caroling, dancing, sheparding, bands, folk art & more [photo credit: Wojciecha Kubiny]
This festival spectacular explores the soul of the most flamboyant form of art; alive and high kicking for more than four centuries. Whilst paying homage to history’s greatest works, Opera Rara does not shy away from the contemporary, the classical, the romantic, the tragedy or the outrageous. Experience the celebration of life and join the audience for semi-operas & full stage versions performed by the most prominent local & international talent on Krakow’s most prestigious stages.
Dancing with poi is a piece of art originating from the traditions of the New Zealand Maori tribes. The participants will learn poi manipulation techniques, improve motor coordination, increase the awareness of their own body. Classes are run by Monika Skolarczyk - the founder of one of the first fire theaters in Poland - "Mandragora", the creator of many performances and fire choreography.
Where: Laboratorium Umysłu i Ciała
When: 6PM every Saturday until 29th June
How Much: Single class PLN 30, 4 classes 100 PLN, 8 classes 160 PLN
This wonderful center of art, love, philosophy and shared global love might be closing but only in a metaphorical sense as it parties it's way out of it's shell into space in the same moment as Sesama takes it's place in the body. Everything is charity, clarity growth and new life. Everything is for sale for whatever you feel it's worth, all the conversations you can imagine can happen and performances are exploding out of the secret corners. I already purchased a safari hat with a nipple tip - what treasures will you find amongst the colour? Tonight the 2 week long closing party/opening party will finish with a concert - Saturday 7pm: DJ Electronic Azyl & Friends
Where: Pamoja Goods, Józefińska 9, Podgorze
When: 7PM to whenever it ends
Winter is the right time of year to fill your belly with food traditional Egyptian cuisine that's been filled with the spirit of hot sandy deserts and serene oasis'! Join your host Afro as he prepares two special Egyptian meals - 'Sogok' for the meat eaters and 'koshary' for vegansand vegetarians - both if you are open! Follow this up with some delicious brownies and chilled out shisha smoking, you'll be transported to the valley of the kings in no time.
The winter holidays in Poland are a magical affair. Families gather together to share feasts of customary warming dishes, laughs memories. The best way to see Poland’s heart is to experience this first hand and this wonderful community are encouraging you to do just that! Eataway is an international family of food lovers (both creators and eaters). Pull up a chair. You are invited to experience the joy of the holiday season in the warmth of new friends and family, not to mention a table laden with a delicious meal!
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Where: Afro's Table
When: 6PM to 10PM
Join Marta and a host of now strangers / soon friends around a table laden with all the tools and ingredients you need to make your very own pierogi! A flamboyant sculptor & cook - Marta is the perfect person to teach you how to mould your dumplings + you will even get to try some of her other famous Polish specialities for lunch such as a delicious soup & apple pie or cheesecake, with your own handmade pierogi for the main course!
Her workshop aims to bring people together through the sharing of culture & food, the flavours of life. So, come along with some room in your belly, some room in your heart & prepare to have both filled.
Where: Marta's table
When: 10:30AM to 1:30PM
Ahoy Sailors! Join the crew of Krakow's funkiest boat- Barka -on a journey by 'techno sea and ocean underground'.. On this voyage, Father, Director, Guru and Patron of the UK techno scene, Henry Cullen aka D.A.V.E. The Drummer, will be your captain! Prepare yourself for cross-section set full of pumping, energetic numbers, mixed with acidic acid techno sounds straight from the London raves.
Drummer does not need to be presented to devotees of such dances. For those who do not know it, there is only one thing necessary - come listen to and dance to the set one of the best technically Djs of this time and producer of the biggest classics of illegal London events. The creator of such labels as Hydraulix, Apex and the more and more popular Mutate to Surivive. D.A.V.E. The Drummer is a class in of his own, a guarantee of beautiful, musical travels and the best techno in the city. In addition, on the DTD stage they support: Mainliner, Wojti & Bartech.
Materia Prima Festival
Already in it's 5th year, Teatr Groteska's International Festival of Form Theatre has already caught the attention of Krakow's large and hard to please artistic community, along with the eye of the international stage. Anticipation for Materia Prima has already been instilled in us by the quite realistic dinosaur promoting the festival in Teatr Bagatela. Look forward to truly refreshing performances from some of the coolest local and international theatres. Materia Prima takes the essence of theatre, circus and dance, mixes in some multimedia, puppet theater, masks and shadows, before mixing them all up in a big bubbling witches cauldron, infusing the actors with the power to defy what you beleived was a solid reality based upon unshakable scientific principals. A pure fantasia.
When? 15th -23rd February
Where? Groteska Theatre, ICE, MOS, Nowa Huta Culture Centre, Opera Krakowska
How Much? From 50zl to 100zl // Ticket Info
Program // Official Festival Website // Facebook
The winners were chosen by an independent jury that reviewed more than 73,000 photographs entered by 4,548 photographers from 125 countries."
Where: Nowohuckie Centrum Kultury
When: 8-28th Feb, Everyday: 10.00-20.00
Where: Centrum Kultury Dworek Białoprądnicki
When: 3PM to 5PM
How Much: Free but reservations necessary via email w/ subject as TANIEC: email@example.com
Celebrate the season of sun, growth, life & harvest with Piotr & Małgorzata in a 19th-century mansion apartment in the centre of Krakow. Seasonal fruit and vegetables go into all kinds of home-made deliciousness adorning the table of these lovely husband & wife former architects turned professional food preserver & fashion designer. Inspired by the abundance of ever-changing produce at the local fresh food markets, Piotr & Małgorzata will be preparing "Oscypek", a local smoked sheep cheese from the Tatra Mountains, beetroot carpaccio, homemade buckwheat spaetzle bread, salad, fresh kohlrabi or chicory & pear soup, a turkey roast (or veg/vegan option) & lots more!
The winter holidays in Poland are a magical affair. Families gather together to share feasts of customary warming dishes, laughs memories. The best way to see Poland’s heart is to experience this first hand and this wonderful community are encouraging you to do just that! Eataway is an international family of food lovers. Pull up a chair. You are invited to experience the joy of the holiday season in the warmth of new friends and family, not to mention a table laden with a delicious meal!
www.eataway.com // FB @eataway // IG @eatawaycom // +48 69327503
Where: Małgorzata & Piotr's Table
When: 6PM to 9PM
"SIKSA is the last representative of the future punk-style choreographic change. Rebellion to order without organizing tenders & clickbait controversy. A stage singer with two heads, deadly seriousness with square bass figures. An unskilled NOISE-FITNESS instructor sharing training for endurance, strength and combined forms. The "aerobic five freiheit" developed by her, based on conditions of instability and imbalance, is not adjusted to the individual needs of the participants. Conditional is the worst ad Gniezno since Baptism of Poland in Magdeburg in 966. For the Czechs, I want to be what Ewa Farna means to Poles. Formerly a superhero. She did not perform at Męskie Graniu."
Where: Galeria Bunkier Sztuki
When: 6PM to 8PM
Kolektyw Illumination and Święta Krowa invite you to an evening of perfidious ambient music, which will be crowned by psychillary sets. We suggest for the best experience to bring a blanket and a pillow to the event to create the most chilled conditions possible. You should probably buy your tickets pre-sale as there are only 50 tickets available and they will go fast for this lovely sleep over with live action human painting .
Where: Święta Krowa - "Holy Cow"
When: 6PM to 8PM
How Much: 10 presale (firstname.lastname@example.org), Door: 15 if you have a blanket, 20 without
"With Special Guests from the World-Wide Comedy group in Wrocław including, The Derrek Carriveau, Ben Wheatland and Justyna Sokolska! Entrance is only 7zl and includes a FREE SHOT. If you're on stage entrance is free. Get up on stage and bask in the spotlight for 5 minutes making people laugh. We'll even give you a FREE BEER to help calm the nerves of doing so! If you're not the type to enjoy stage time, we still love you and cannot wait to entertain you. Bring some friends, have a laugh, take advantage of the DRINK SPECIALS and enjoy the evening. If you do not have any friends you should still come along, we guarantee you'll meet new people or your money back!"
Where: Szpitalna 1
How Much: free if you perform, 7zl if not
See you again next week with more cool stuff. Enjoy your weekend 'cause you never know when death will come.